Friday, February 27, 2009

Men's Pearl of Wisdom

Received this as an email from a friend and I find it really funny and humorous. hehe so decided to post it up here. Dunno you guys have seen this or not. Anyway. Here's it!


Men's Pearls of Wisdom


1. When I was born, I was given a choice - A big dick or a good memory. I don't remember, what I chose.

2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.

4. Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard feelings...'

5. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - 'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together.

6. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.

7. There are three stages of sex in a man's life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.

8. Virginity can be cured.

9. Virginity is not dignity, it's lack of opportunity.

10. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

11. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small.

12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.

13. Q: What's an Australian kiss?
A: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.

14. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing......

15. Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a man's life?
A: Life sucks, job sucks, and the wife doesn't.

16. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.

17. Despite the old saying, ' Don 't take your troubles to bed', many men still sleep with their wives!!


Funny, no? hehhe some of them can't understand the joke! I can't explain it cos you have to find out the meaning yourself. Or else it wouldn't be funny anymore. Lol.

Eden Lake

Went to the cinema with Catherine together for the first time the other day. We wanted to watch Valkyrie but then we didn't know how to pronounce it so yea, finally we decided to watch Eden Lake. (What kinda lousy excuse is that *faint*)

We thought it was a ghost movie or something but it wasn't. The show was rather disgusting as it's too violent for me. I almost threw up half way and actually wanted to leave. hehe. And then the ending was kinda sucked. We don't usually have happy ending in real life but what's a movie without a good and happy ending?
I want a happy ending =(

okok so yea I'm going back to my hometown maybe, next week!! Man, I so wanna meet all my friends and ex-classmates. Hey dontcha all miss me?? hehee *perasan* =P
Whoever doesn't come out to meet me! BE CAREFUL cos I'm gonna box you kao kao! lol

Till then, miss ya guys!

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

see i'm so kind!

Two days ago my dad was helping me to fix my new wiper on my car when I saw a phone that looked something similar like this



was laying on the cushion of the front passenger seat of a kelissa in front of my car. I was thinking that the owner must have forgotten that he/she left the phone in the car. After a while then I realized the car was not locked! Others might have stolen the phone and they don't even have to break the window!

hoho being a kind person, I locked the door for him/her! hehe I'm so proud of myself =D

And this person must be really careless! hehehe

Thursday, February 5, 2009

I LOST MY FIRST TIME

Went to club for the first time last night and it was awesome!!
Got a lot of free drinks from a lot of guys but too bad I couldn't drink much cause I had to drive!!

DAMN IT man I will make sure I get drunk the next time I go to club again HAHAHAHAHA
I guess I'm a good drinker bwahahaha